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The only things going for this self-proclaimed horror film parody are decent production values and attractive actresses. The movie itself, which is not really a parody of anything but just a limp comedy, is dumb and often dull. The attempts at humor are usually mean-spirited, too, and usually made at the expense of the female characters (who the producers apparently want us to look at but not respect).
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Look, to carry over the vulgar parlance of the movie, I’m usually an easy lay with this sort of dumb comedy: I don’t need or expect Shakespeare. Just keep things minimally engaging, throw a few chuckles my way, and I’ll likely give it three stars and recommend it for some modest home entertainment. Nothing wrong with something silly and fun, after all. But “Stan Helsing” is just boring (the supreme sin of a creative work, in my book) and eye-rollingly stupid. I’m guessing that comedy icon Leslie Nielsen is thankful he was only subjected to a fairly small role in this production.
I’m sorry to say all this, as the actors and folks behind the camera seem like perfectly nice people in the 10-minute “making of” bonus feature (though the script makes me wonder about writer/director Bo Zenda), but I have to call it like I see it. In the end, if you’re looking for a fun little horror comedy to get you in the mood for Halloween, let me quote one of Mr. Nielsen’s much better comedies and say, “Nothing to see here, move along, nothing to see here…”
It looks as if the cast had fun making this movie. Unfortunately, that fun doesn’t translate into a funny film. Because I received a preview copy, I watched the whole thing, but had I rented or bought the movie, I’d have given up after at most fifteen minutes. At least this way, I know that I’d have been right.
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The story, such as it is, involves four friends on their way to a Halloween party. One of the friends is the title character (played by Steve Howey, who, it seems, is supposed to kill “the six biggest movie monsters of all time” (according to the director). As a result of various detours, none of which has any particular purpose except to serve as fodder for jokes, the characters never make it to the party but instead go through numerous allusions to horror movies, some obvious (as in the character “Fweddy,” a very slight parody of Freddy from A Nightmare on Elm Street) and some not so obvious. (In case you’re wondering, the six monsters are Pinhead, Chucky, Jason, Freddy Kreuger, Leatherface, and Michael Myers.)
Unfortunately, the humor didn’t work for me, and even Leslie Nielsen fails to save this mess. Airplane! this isn’t. Rather, it’s strictly for those who think sex jokes are automatically funny and can sustain a movie.
Extras include: Commentary with the writer/director and two of the cast, a “making of” featurette, a few extended or deleted scenes, outtakes, the trailer, a still gallery, and a storyboard gallery.
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