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MGM studios has taken the proverbial bull by the horns and have elected to release their bear print of “Babes in Toyland”.Yes you heard me,NOT “March of the Wooden Soldiers”(the shroud title) but “Babes in Toyland”.This is the new 1934 release we have here with the novel opening and closing titles;and it is marvellous.

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It begs the put a question to though,how many more Laurel and Hardy features do MGM believe? They were the distributor for Hal Roach and if they have this movie in their archives it makes some sense that they would possibly have many others,if not all;both movies AND shorts.Unfortunately,not holding the rights to their films,there is tiny MGM can do but sit tight.

Whatever the answers,we must thank MGM studios for taking the initiative and releasing this film,for all the Laurel and Hardy fans here in North America.

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It’s hard to own that anyone has not seen this movie.

They ancient to accelerate it every Thanksgiving and we would never miss it.

I purchased it because I don’t notice it aired as often as it customary to.

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It occurs to me as I sit here pondering my review of “Secondhand Lions” that I must somehow cover the first words that near to mind. Words, phrases, such as “a feel-good movie” or “capable family fun” or “heart-warming.” As if it were, well, “uncool” to note a movie such things these days, almost like a movie kiss of death. Isn’t this a time of Hollywood special effects? Of hot babes and pyrotechnics? Of gratuitous violence and sensationalism? So it is. And so this movie is not. And oh, we are a joyful audience for it!

Haley Joel Osment, to whom many of us in the movie audience were introduced in “Sixth Sense,” plays Walter, a young boy whose mother (Kyra Sedgewick) pursues everything in life but motherhood. He finds himself dumped like excess baggage on the well weathered front stoop of his two uncles’ country house. The uncles, played with improbable eccentricity by Michael Caine and Robert Duvall, resist but later embrace their young nephew. How the three bond into a just family is a fable that does indeed warm the heart, lighten the spirit, and perhaps even restore a ancient understanding in today’s cynical world that goodness, yes, goodness, calm has a location on the silver shroud. Osment is absolutely first rate in this movie, and the two vintage stars, Caine and Duvall, collected shine as brightly as ever, if not more so.

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I highly recommend this off-beat film for its hilarity and irreverence. Parents of young children should be warned that the film contains off-color humor as well as images and ideas that might disturb young minds. — Debbie Lee Wesselmann

My one-star refers to this so-called “20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition” of this hilarious and eye-popping delight from director Tim Burton.

Since the inception of the DVD format, I have been waiting for a profitable DVD of Beetlejuice with commentary and special features.

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Kwaidan was made in the mid-1960s, and at the time, it was the most expensive Japanese film ever made. It was a titanic success at the Cannes Film Festival, where it won the Special Jury Prize. The film is a collection of four ghost stories, told with a decidedly Japanese flair. The first narrative is about a man who abandons his wife only to return years later. The second tale is about a man’s encounter with a snow vampiress. The third narrative, my approved, is about a monk who gives nocturnal recitals for mysterious and ghostly hosts. The last chronicle is about a man who drinks down a ghost. That’s all you really need to know, as the stories are quite straight-forward. It is the manner in which they are told and photographed that makes them so worthy.

The pacing is very deliberate and dreary but gives you plenty of time to like the numerous exquisite images that appear on-screen. The director, Kobayashi, filmed Kwaidan in a very surrealistic fashion, and the entire soundtrack was post-dubbed. As such, the sound effects near and go in very unexpected ways, like nervous twitches. This lends a further eerie atmosphere to the film.

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Well, I’ve read the few reviews about this title and only one seemed to coincide with my feelings. My review is not on the quality of the DVD for I have never seen the DVD. My review is on the film in which I haven’t seen in almost 10 years. Retain in mind, this is from what I remember.

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Later that evening, a few of us are sitting around trying to figure out what to do. There were some girls in the crowd, now the wives of the guys they were with. “Let’s seek what this Bimbo Movie Bash is about” someone says. We pop in the tape, it starts to play and a giant boob is coming toward the cloak. “What is this crap?!” one of the girls says. Which of course led to us turning off the tape.

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I would be willing to bet that the dreadful reviews on this title were people who didn’t bag it. This is not a compilation of the “best scenes” from any of these films. The films depicted were so poor that they couldn’t possible have a best scene. No, this is a compilation of these bad films that is intended 100% to invent fun of fair how crappy they are. Hence the title, Bimbo Movie “Bash”.

The Bash in no diagram means a party, it means that they are going to bash these movies down for what they are (or were) . Easy and guilt free porn for people who would rather accept their kicks on slack night Showtime than go to the adult book store. With a hint of abominable memoir telling.

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What about the random shower scenes? They never made any sense in the crappy originals, so the creators of Bimbo Movie Bash made them form even less sense here. Popping them up on the shroud when a character is mid sentences in some instances.

Or a girl running down a path. When she gets to a fork, she looks left, then honest, then left and so on. Each scene showed the same path over and over again. Similar to Monty Pythons The Holy Grail.

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Something about this film actually made a price on us and I contemplate it will be there till the day we die. Honestly, how many blockbusters that near out these days can do that to you? I commend the makers of Bimbo Movie Bash for giving the films they extinct the lack of respect they deserve. And in turn, giving those that got it, a broad and though-provoking rude budget spoof to indulge in.

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GOOD: Three episodes go well together, typical Dinky Einstein fare, noble lessons

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BAD: One aged episode, no coverage of planets / station, DVD extras are worthless and not subtitled.

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I understand the disappointment from other reviewers. The DVD case does say that it’s two episodes plus one original one — nothing about being an new movie like the other DVDs. The DVD also doesn’t go into depth about the planets as one might thing from the title.

The never before aired episode, “The Admire leisurely the Cramped Red Door,” has kids and Rocket tracking a stolen worship blueprint to Hawaii. The art of the day is the Hawaii Ki’i (hula) statue and the featured song is “Funeral March of a Marionette” by Charles Francois Gounod.

After stealing the love design from the gang, Expansive Jet races pass a volcano, across the bay, and into a rain forest. The gang follows closely gradual. Beware this episode contains spider webs and an grisly yellow spider with a freaky smile. It might fear kids who are disquieted of insects. However, the bug doesn’t bother the four-year-old critic.

“Worship” is one of the weaker episodes in the series. The legend doesn’t weave together well and most of it slumps along. The narrative feels incomplete without truly diving into the things expected of the Miniature Einsteins. While this episode isn’t typical Miniature Einstein fare, it makes sense that it comes on this DVD because of its connection to the last episode. The more essential critic, the four-year-old, likes the episode.

In the next explain, “Tidy Swiftly,” three dinky piggies and their flying machines join the Einsteins in episode #36, first airing in March, 2007. Here the explain introduces “The William Yelp Overture” by Gioachino Rossini and Chinese carve paper.

Leo and the gang possess up Rocket with music gas to assist Rocket skim at different tempos, or speeds — adagio, moderato, allegro, and presto. To get up with each flying piggy, the gang changes tempo to match or surpass the tempo of the piggy’s airplane. One piggy is stuck flying on adagio, another on moderato, and the third on allegro.

Children learn tempo while discovering Machu Picchu in Peru and China. While in China, the artful backgrounds and scenery are made of Chinese paper cuttings. The mix of the flying speeds and locales withhold the kids keen. The tiny critic confirms his interest by enthusiastically retelling the fable of the puny piggies’ flights in different directions. One piggie flies into station. That’s it — nothing more.

Episode #41 from May 2007, “The Stout Sky Bustle Rematch” again features “The William Jabber Overture” with artwork titled “Whirlpool and Waves at Naruto, Awa Province” by Utagawa Hiroshige. Rocket enters the Tremendous Sky Run again after winning the previous year’s speed. Rival Grand Jet also enters the bustle and plays a few depraved tricks on Rocket. The kids spend tempo and creativity to overcome barriers that Astronomical Jet puts up for Rocket.

“The Vast Sky Accelerate Rematch” shows how the gang uses creativity to overcome the barriers they hasten into in the rush. It’s also a righteous contrivance to learn how to face adversity. The episode balances all the elements of a agreeable kids’ exhibit, including poke that meets their attention spans, strong yet simple storylines, sweetness without sugar overload, and an adventure with a purpose.

The three episodes go well together with the first and last episodes guest starring Enormous Jet. The second episode teaches tempo and the last episode ties everything together.

Bonus features include a “Rocket Around the World” interactive activity, which takes kids on a hump to four locales. However, it’s very dumb even for adults and not very interactive. Kids employ the remote control to consume the honest Rocket vehicle for traveling to the different locations. That’s all there is to it.

Two videos starring Playhouse Disney’s Lou and Lou Safety Patrol conceal racing and buckling for safety. Unfortunately, these bonus shorts and “Rocket Around the World” don’t have closed-captions or English subtitles. Though the bonuses don’t offer considerable, the Itsy-bitsy Einsteins fans will explore and indulge in the DVD because they’re most eager in the familiar faces on the camouflage.

The four-year-old Slight Einsteins critic sums up his review in one sentence: “I really like the movie!” And he watched it again and again and again. The nine-year-old — who is into the more hardcore shows like SpongeBob Squarepants and Avatar — even sat with him a couple of times and he wouldn’t do that if the demonstrate didn’t interest him. Puny Einsteins: Accelerate for Area earns applause for presenting an exquisite educational program that parents won’t awe watching for the twentieth time.Preview a clip from Urge for Situation.

Run time: 72 minutes

Be aware that this DVD is not a unique full-length movie, but rather a collection of three episodes. According to the packaging, one of the three episodes is nevore-before seen. However, here in Canada all three have been previously shown on TV, so none of them were recent to us.

For those of you not familiar with this series, two DVD releases have elephantine one-hour movies (Our Great Broad Adventure and Rocket’s Firebird Rescue) . All other DVD releases occupy 3 TV episodes. Based on the product description, I was under the impression that this was a recent one-hour movie, but it is not.

Furthermore, if you’re expecting a space-related theme, you’ll be disappointed. In the episode entitled Tidy Rapid, they go out in area briefly, but that’s it. In my understanding the title for this release is misleading as it is not space-oriented at all.

In short: no novel material and overall a grand disappointment as far as I’m concerned. Would not consume again had I known.

FYI the episodes on this DVD are:

- The Appreciate Slow The Shrimp Red Door (supposedly unique but was shown on TV in Canada already)

- Smart Fast

- The Substantial Sky Bustle Rematch
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